I will never grow a beard. I don’t want to look like a gay porn star. Alex Jones warned me of the dangers.
This is the only place where women laugh at my jokes. If I were to joke with the women I meet in my every day to day life, I would be chased off with fire and iron spears.
An orangutan recovers at the Sumatran Orangutan Conservation Center in Indonesia on Wednesday, April 16, 2014 after being injured by poachers.
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We should teach them basic marksmanship. then they can shoot back
Did you see the original Planet of the Apes? It would be our downfall.
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
so i found out that when ducks think you have food they will follow and wag their tales.